So I walk into a restaurant with a friend.

duh.

The Walking Dead in MoonlightThe server asks:

“Just the two of you?”

Why? Are we supposed to have escorts? Do we look like more than two people?

Or there’s always,

“No. A group of the undead will be joining us shortly.”

2 thoughts on “So I walk into a restaurant with a friend.”

  1. No, we’re just the advance scouts for the hoard of pod people who are about to assimilate you and everyone in this restaurant. So could you seat us quickly? We’d like to get dinner before the carnage starts.

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