When I walk into a restaurant with a friend…

duh.

…and the server asks:

“Just the two of you?”

I never know what to say.

Options include:

The Walking Dead in Moonlight“Why? Are we supposed to have escorts?”

“Do we look like more than two people?”

“Yes. It’s just the two of us. We have no friends.”

Or, my personal favorite:

“No. A group of the undead will be joining us shortly.”

2 thoughts on “When I walk into a restaurant with a friend…”

  1. No, we’re just the advance scouts for the hoard of pod people who are about to assimilate you and everyone in this restaurant. So could you seat us quickly? We’d like to get dinner before the carnage starts.

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