When English isn't your first language.

The absurdity of bunions & a Chinese sock label.

Bunions & squished-up toes.

I have bunions on both feet. These cause my toes to get squished together when I wear shoes. Going barefoot is not an ideal solution in the winter.

Since squished-up toes aren’t very comfortable, I decided to look for something I could wear with shoes that would separate my toes a little bit.

Toe separating half socks.

Toe Sock ModelI searched Amazon until I found some toe separating half socks.

In case you’re wondering what toe separating half socks look like, I’ll use my hand as a model. (No, I’m not going to use my feet. And I’m not going to give up my day job to be a hand model, either.)

Toe separating half socksThe socks are made in China and come in a cute little package with text in both Chinese and English.

I don’t know what it says in Chinese, but the English translation, well…

“Healthy mind in the body paste”

Healthy mind in the body paste.

So we ask ourselves:

What the Friskies is it supposed to say?


Want some “healthy mind in the body paste” of your very own?

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