Said after a coughing fit during a phone conversation:
It’s kind of odd how you can strangle yourself on your own spit. You shouldn’t be able to do that.
— Buffy Lyon,
Beloved Spouse
About the author
Janeson
Website developer, blogger, cat lover, and connoisseur of the absurd broadcasting from my Absurditory, under the watchful eye of the Mill Mountain Star, in Roanoke, Virginia.