The Undead will be joining us shortly.

When I walk into a restaurant with a friend…

Confusing question…and the server asks, “Just the two of you?” I never know what to say.

Options include:

“Why? Are we supposed to have escorts?”

“Do we look like more than two people?”

“Yes. It’s just the two of us. We have no friends.”

But my personal favorite is:

No. A group of the undead will be joining us shortly.


When the host asks, "Will there just be the two of you?" "No, A group of the undead will be joining us shortly."

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