Colder than a witch’s tit,
Colder than a bucket of penguin shit,
Colder than a hair on a polar bear’s ass
Colder than the frost on a champagne glass.— Thomas Pynchon
from Gravity’s Rainbow
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Penguin Shit image credit: joyreactor.com.
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Janeson
Website developer, blogger, cat lover, and connoisseur of the absurd broadcasting from my Absurditory, under the watchful eye of the Mill Mountain Star, in Roanoke, Virginia.