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Appropriate Replies to Absurd Statements

How to respond to absurd statements people make that would otherwise evoke only a gaping fish face.

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  • Appropriate Replies to Absurd Statements

“She looks so natural.”

January 14, 2016

When you’re at a visitation and someone says this, I’m at a loss for what to say, but...

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“Gee, your cat is fat.”

January 11, 2016

Gee, your kids are ugly. Spread the absurdity!Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click...

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“I found it in the last place I looked.”

January 7, 2016

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