If you’re up Shit Creek without a paddle, I hope you’re near one of these: SHIT CREEK PADDLE STORES...
Okay, I admit it; I watch the the TV series Bates Motel on Netflix. How else will I find out why...
The first time I heard the phrase, “You can’t polish a turd,” was in the movie Christine. The turd...
Colder than a witch’s tit, Colder than a bucket of penguin shit, Colder than a hair on a polar...
You don’t have to wait long for someone to say, “Ew, gross!” when something is, well, gross. That...
If a cat had kittens in the oven, you wouldn’t call’em biscuits, would ya? Spread the absurdity...