An onomatopoeia is a word “which imitates the natural sounds of a thing. It creates a sound effect that mimics the thing described….” [1] Bees buzz, cows moo, horses whinny, etc. However, there are...
Have you ever checked out at the grocery store and noticed that the clerk seemed to be paying undo attention to – or made too many comments about – your purchases? Of course, you can be polite and...
You don’t have to wait long for someone to say, “Ew, gross!” when something is, well, gross. That phrase is pedestrian in the extreme. You get the message, but there isn’t anything original or...
Not Yeti. But I did hear the Abdominal Snowman rumbling by. Spread the absurdity!Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on...
When you’re at a visitation and someone says this, I’m at a loss for what to say, but in my head I say: Yes, she always did favor that horizontal mortuary look. But keep this in...
If a cat had kittens in the oven, you wouldn’t call’em biscuits, would ya? Spread the absurdity!Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click...
Gee, your kids are ugly. Spread the absurdity!Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to...
Have some respect. Do you really think people don’t know that smoking is bad for them? That they need to lose weight? That they need to get out of debt? Duh. Spread the absurdity!Click to share...
But how does it know? Spread the absurdity!Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to...
Because then it would be a much shorter movie. Spread the absurdity!Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in...