Do you remember the old Rorschach test with the inkblots? A psychologist interpreted the patient’s responses and arrived at a diagnosis. But now? That’s so 20th century. While carrying on a text...
Or so I’m told. I rarely hear myself or remember what I said. And usually anyone who hears me can’t make sense of what I say. But one morning I woke up and was told that in the early hours of that...
Situation: You need to go to work, but there are bears in your yard. Option 1: Shoot them. Option 2: Call Wildlife Control. Option 3: Ask them to leave. Extra Credit: Thank them and wish them a good...
British comedian, actor, writer and television presenter Michael Palin: noted: You can’t get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead. It’s true. I tried...
I was sitting in a McDonald’s at a truck stop in Alabama, when this pickup truck pulled in. The driver parked it outside my window and got out. He shut the door, lit a cigarette, stuck the butt end...
From an “About the Writer of this Blog” page: Just in case you missed it, “much of [the blog] remains,” yet “all posts were erased.” “And what would be left?” we ask ourselves. Spread the absurdity...
Feeling a little mischievous? The next time you’re at the grocery store and have both food and toilet paper in your cart, ask the checkout clerk… Is this the right amount of toilet paper for this...
If you’re up Shit Creek without a paddle, I hope you’re near one of these: SHIT CREEK PADDLE STORES Who knew? Spread the absurdity!Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on...
Said after a coughing fit during a phone conversation: It’s kind of odd how you can strangle yourself on your own spit. You shouldn’t be able to do that. — Buffy Lyon, Beloved Spouse Spread the...
Hint: By dropping it into a cheap envelope – no padding, no cardboard. The key may or may not be in the envelope. Result: Torn envelope delivered with an apology from the USPS. No key. Spread the...