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“Yes, she always did favor that horizontal mortuary look.”
“If a cat had kittens in the oven, you wouldn’t call’em biscuits, would ya?”
Why do the manufacturers of arthritis medication packge it in hard‑to‑open containers?
You’ll get one of two possible responses:
Either the answer you get will be a lie, or it will be the truth you don’t want to hear.
You’re going to get hurt either way. Don’t go there.
“Gee, your kids are ugly.”
Have some respect.
Do you really think the 400 pound person you’re talking to doesn’t already know they need to lose weight?
But how does it know?
“Because then it would be a much shorter movie.”