You don’t have to wait long for someone to say, “Ew, gross!” when something is, well, gross.
That phrase is pedestrian in the extreme. You get the message, but there isn’t anything original or evocative about it.
The next time you see something, gross, try saying,
“That’s gross enough to puke a buzzard off a gut wagon.”
It’s both eloquent and evocative, and your friends will appreciate your eloquence, if not the mental image you just evoked in their brains.
“________ ain’t worth shit in a handbag.”
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“Yes, she always did favor that horizontal mortuary look.”
“If a cat had kittens in the oven, you wouldn’t call’em biscuits, would ya?”
Why do the manufacturers of arthritis medication packge it in hard‑to‑open containers?
You’ll get one of two possible responses:
Either the answer you get will be a lie, or it will be the truth you don’t want to hear.
You’re going to get hurt either way. Don’t go there.
“Gee, your kids are ugly.”
Have some respect.
Do you really think the 400 pound person you’re talking to doesn’t already know they need to lose weight?
“Because then it would be a much shorter movie.”