#snowpocalypse

seriously.

Snow PanicThe weather forecasters are calling for a chance of snow.

Just in case you’re not from around here, this is the southern equivalent to yelling, “Fire!” in a crowded movie theater.

If you haven’t already gone to the grocery store, there’s no point in going now. Hordes of panicked shoppers have already descended on the stores and emptied the shelves of all the basics: bread, milk, eggs, toilet paper, corn flakes, Mazola oil, rubber gloves.

You know who these people are, so if you need anything, you can always go borrow it from them.

1 thought on “#snowpocalypse”

  1. And kitteh foods! Plenty of kitteh foods! Goodness, what if (heaven forfend) we ran out of kitteh foods! That would never do. I’d better send the staff out to stock up.

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