On asses, handbags, and head colds.

On asses, handbags, and head colds.

Okay, I admit it; I watch the the TV series Bates Motel on Netflix. How else will I find out why the Psycho Norman Bates stuffed his mother and killed “loose women”?

It’s not award-winning television, but I heard a combination of words in season three, episode four that just slayed me.

Why should I take advice from two people who wouldn’t know their ass from a handbag if they had a head cold.

Head ColdAside from the grammatical inconsistencies, would you take advice from a person who would know his ass from a handbag if he had a head cold?

What if he didn’t have a head cold?

Why are head colds even relevant?

Perhaps people who give advice should be required to know the difference between their asses and a handbag whether they have head colds or not.