Feeling a little mischievous?
The next time you’re at the grocery store and have both food and toilet paper in your cart, ask the checkout clerk…
“Is this the right amount of toilet paper for this amount of food?”
If you’re lucky, you’ll have a grocery store clerk with a sense of humor.
“A 7.1-magnitude earthquake struck Alaska early Sunday morning, according to the U.S. Geological Survey,” reported CNN on Saturday.
To which I add:
“Reports indicate that Sarah Palin momentarily disappeared into a deep chasm in the earth’s surface, but was promptly spit out again.” *
* Note: I don’t normally lapse into political commentary, but on my planet “Sarah Palin” and “absurd” are practically synonyms. You’re free to think differently on your planet.
You can liven up a trip to the store considerably – and create some mental images you may never be able to get out of your brain – if, as you walk through the store, you ask yourself:
What three things should never be on the checkout lane at the same time? *
Let your creativity flow! Bonus points if you check out with #threethings and the clerk gives you a funny look.
* Note: Rubber gloves are always funny.