Is this the right amount of toilet paper for this amount of food?

How to have fun in the grocery store checkout line.

Mischief in the Grocery Story

Feeling a little mischievous?

The next time you’re at the grocery store and have both food and toilet paper in your cart, ask the checkout clerk…

Is this the right amount of toilet paper for this amount of food?

Cats Eating

You can also use this when you’re buying cat food and kitty litter, with the appropriate change in language, of course.

If you’re lucky, you’ll have a grocery store clerk with a sense of humor.