An incomprehensible physical “talent.”

Pondering a deep philosophical question.Said after a coughing fit during a phone conversation:

“It’s kind of odd how you can strangle yourself on your own spit.

“You shouldn’t be able to do that.”

— Buffy Lyon

A ponderation for the aging.

Package of Medicine
 
Why do the manufacturers of arthritis medication packge it in hard‑to‑open containers?

— Anonymous

A thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

Thermos Brain
 
But how does it know?